my standards are unreasonably high im like a walrus going after a peacock
- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
I LOVE Louis CK. The bit he does about milk cartons, comedic gold.
(Source: theunknown-abyss)
WHEN I COMPLAIN TO MY BFF THAT ILL NEVER FIND LOVE AND ALWAYS BE ALONE
SHE’S LIKE:
AND LIKE:
(reality tv gifs)

