nialllhoran:

"girls aren’t as horny as guys because you don’t get morning wood" it’s not our fault y’all can rub against an armchair and get hard

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a-deviant:

So I dragged him out of his car and I shot him. I shot him in the head 4 times.

a-deviant:

So I dragged him out of his car and I shot him. I shot him in the head 4 times.

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leovaldicaprio:

littleme60:

OMG!

THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG

THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO

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always apologize but never be sorry
advice I got from a dunkin donuts employee one time (via literallygoth)

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I wish I had a someone who would oberserve me silently, who would capture all my habits and quirks, and still love me. Someone that would get lost in how my fine features define my face, while smiling or crying, and still love me.
Elay Neal Moses  (via para-dox-soul)

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surprisebitch:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

PLOT TWIST

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